Thanks to Tim Galebach for chasing down Saretsky and dousing him in what remained of the champagne. Sean, sorry big guy, but you gotta learn how to shake up the bottle without blowing the load ten feet away from your target.

Another round of applause to Tim for writing "FUCK YALE" on the HYOC ledger. Years later when Tim becomes Czar of the Ukraine future track athletes will know how he felt about the Yale bros.