::Later after the Birmingham meet and right after the Nude 4x4::

Derek: "Yeah, I wasn't sure why those British starters kept false-starting on my race."

George: "It might've been because you bellowed 'Hum-Lae!' before each race."

Derek: "Hmm...true. If they had it their way they'd have pointed the gun at me and said, 'Nigga die!'"

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::The first night in Cambridge, UK::

Christian: "Derek, I remember you listed Kurt Vonnegut as your favorite author on facebook. You put, 'Kurt Vonnegut...so it goes', which was pretty good."

Derek: "Well, what did you expect me to do? I'm not going to be Julia Peterson and write, 'Kurt Vonnegut... :('"

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::Right after the HYOC banquet in Oxford::

Anonymous: "Guys, I have a confession to make: it's really hard to hook-up when I'm gay. [three second pause] HIGH! Hard to hook-up when I'm high!"

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::[Oxford Thrower] Steve returning from [Yale thrower] Erica Davis' room, disheveled. Note: Erica is about 6 inches taller than Steve::

Neville: "Yo, how was it?"

Steve: "I knew it was gonna be intense. But not that intense."

Neville: "Huh?"

Steve: "She threw me around the room and wouldn't let me go. I tried multiple times to turn on the light and sneak out but she grabbed me and pulled me back into the bed."

Neville: "Whoa shit!"

Steve: "Yeah, and then finally she just rolled over and went to sleep. I...I need to be alone for a while."